- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

The child was fired from his job.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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