- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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