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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Feminism

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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