What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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