- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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