Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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The Morman Religion.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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