- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

13 =B you just learned something

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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