How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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I read the terms of service.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Anti Joke

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