- Anti Joke

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.