Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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