Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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