- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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