- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

why did you poop because you are a poop

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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