Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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The Morman Religion.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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