What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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What comes after 23? 24.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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baskets

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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