Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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