What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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This is not a joke.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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