- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

who is not good looking? mon morello

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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