- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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