- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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