- Anti Joke

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.