Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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PENIS

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Bob Saget

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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i committed murder

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Bitch

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Anti Joke

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