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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

An man walks to a bra

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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