Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Dumb

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Anti Joke

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