- Anti Joke

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig