what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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