Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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