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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

what goes boo a sock

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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