One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Your Mum is soo fat.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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