- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

My cat just died.

The Morman Religion.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Connor is homo

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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