- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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