Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Your mums a potato

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Please don't shoot me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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