What is the name of the car? What

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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