- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

womans having rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What is 9+10? 19

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