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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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