How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Im gay What about you

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

im @ work, LOL.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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