- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

If the 49ers won the superbowl

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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