- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Helen Keller

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Who's on first? Garvey.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

a man was shot.... he died

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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