Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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alex is cool

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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