- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

kennah campion when she talks

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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