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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

[Set up] [No punch line]

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

A man walks into a vagina

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Small Penis.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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