- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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