- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Your mother is so fat.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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