- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Jordan is pregant

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Golf.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

That's illegal What? Your mom

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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