How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Cancer

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

homosexual rights to marriage

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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