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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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