- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Adam Chebali has no life

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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