why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Cancer

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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