What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Justin Bieber

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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antijoke is the best website.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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