Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Actually it was me Josh brown

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

binladin walks into the american seals

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

homosexual rights to marriage

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

cory

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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