Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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