- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??