Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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