Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Granny porn!

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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hi michael

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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alex is cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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