What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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