- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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