- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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