- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

A man walks into a vagina

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

[Set up] [No punch line]

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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