Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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