Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Urban ghettos

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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