- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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