- Anti Joke

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

the economy.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital