a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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