- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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