- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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