What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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