- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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