- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

roses are red poo is poo

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

France had one revolution

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