- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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