A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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one morning i turned on my tv

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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