Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What's half of 8? o

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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