Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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