- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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