I'm HIV positive.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Obama = ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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