- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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