"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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