- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

A seal walks into a club.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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